I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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