I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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