ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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