I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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