Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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