I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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