I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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