Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
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Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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