omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
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If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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