that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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