im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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