We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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