hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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