we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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