it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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