this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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