I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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