I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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