afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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