I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
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the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
dude. I can hear the air.
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