I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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