I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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