I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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