Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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