Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she smelled like a LAN party
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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