"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Randomize