Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I wish i was in the wii world.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
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It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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