he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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