Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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