So drunk its hurt
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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