Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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