just come out here and I will go home with you...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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should my penis look like a turkey
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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