if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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