are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
did i just pee glitter
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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