I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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