Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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