Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
bring money and cleavage
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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