um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I have already put on my inside pants.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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