You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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