So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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