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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Fuck appropriateness.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Randomize
