We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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