I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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