Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i wish my penis had a tongue
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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