I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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