Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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