Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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