Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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