Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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