is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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