I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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