look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she peed on how many people?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
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You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.