gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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