Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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