Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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