Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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