omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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