trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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