Cold hands, warm shart.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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