yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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